I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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