is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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