girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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