i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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