# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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