I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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