just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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