I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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