Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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