is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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