just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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