when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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