Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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