she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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