Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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