So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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