Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
whose parrot is this?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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