The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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