I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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