No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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