; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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