3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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