I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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