is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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