Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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