We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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