What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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