We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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