Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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