Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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