Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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