So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i think i just lost a toe
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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