I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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