We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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