he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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