Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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