She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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