it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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