highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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