whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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