Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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