So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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