Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet he comes in French.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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