she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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