There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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