Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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