No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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