Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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