is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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