I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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