It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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