this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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